because yeah, dude, sex is, like, so uncool

This from :

 http://www.sexisforfags.com/

This is an Abstinence site, tongue in cheek, and the pledge is awesome. An excerpt:

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:
1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex – which everyone knows is only for fags.

2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas – because vaginas are totally gay.

3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy.

Also, the sister site: http://www.ironhymen.com/

A testimonial:

Muffy P.: “OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it’s some gross subway platform!”