If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are sensless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
1. Comment here and I’ll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture, using my choice of medium.
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or the quality thereof.
3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures drawn for you.
Ellen made me 
& Andrew made me
