Celebration of Lights: beach blanket bingo edition

“2010 marks the 20th anniversary of the Celebration of Light (originally known as the Symphony of Fire), an international fireworks competition which has attracted the world’s leading fireworks designers and is considered one of North America’s top pyrotechnic competitions.”

As with every year, I will be going down to First Beach with a giant blanket and a tall stick with something bright on top, (the better to stand out from the crowd), and making a group camp by the water’s edge, near the slide, right in front of the barge.

Bring yourselves, more blankets, and snacks to share. Also, please RSVP!!
Try to arrive early, as the beach fills up fast and there’s only so much space.

LOCATION:

Google map of the blue blanket campsite.

DATES:

•Wednesday July 21st 2010 – USA Night
•Saturday July 24th, 2010 – Spain Night
•Wednesday July 28th, 2010 – Mexico Night
•Saturday July 31st, 2010 – A Tribute to China

Note: I may not be setting up on July 24th, as I plan on checking out the potential sad disaster of the indoors Illuminares Festival in Gastown at Storyeum before heading over to the beach.

CAMP SET UP:

5:00ish.

FIREWORKS TIME:

10:00PM – Rain or Shine

out of the house for summer

rubus strigosus

Mushrooms and bok choy simmering in butter and black pepper, the windows all open, sentences running through my mind, practiced words falling off my tongue like dry, pressed flower petals, to divide fractions, invert the second fraction and multiply, to multiply fractions, multiply the numerators, then multiply the denominators, reduce all to their lowest terms, attempting a memorization of everything I can before my tests this weekend. A gift, but terrifying. I am more hopeful than I was a week ago, but I can’t stop feeling doomed. According to the website, the five tests take seven hours and twenty-five minutes to complete. Doomed.

Tests aside, this upcoming weekend looks fun. Not only is there going to be a steampunk minicon at Barclay Manor on Saturday, World Cup is wrapping up this weekend, which means my neighborhood, Commercial Drive, will be closed to cars and open to PARTY!! Flags, shouting, free food, noise-makers, facepaint, dancing, music, and thousands of people gleefully losing their minds from how utterly freaking awesome it is that some guys in ridiculous socks kicked a ball around some other guys in ridiculous socks and between some posts. Wahoo! Seriously, though, it’s epic. EPIC. People travel from as far away as Portland to celebrate here. I came out of the last celebration with a frighteningly scarlet sunburn because my trusty SPF 75 was washed off by an intensely enthusiastic restaurateur shouting ITALIA! ITALY! ITALIA! and spraying the crowd with shaken bottles of champagne. Fwish. No more sunscreen. And rainbows everywhere. Did you know champagne makes especially pretty rainbows when misted through the air? Me neither, not until that party.

Also coming up: The Vancouver Folk Festival from July 16-18th, the Celebration of Light nee The Symphony of Fire, (USA July 21st, Spain July 24th, Mexico July 28th, and China July 31st), and a castrated Illuminares Lantern Procession on July 24th for those who want to try and cram thousands of people into a small building after parading their children through Crackton.

Vancouver excerpted

A friend of mine is considering moving to Vancouver to attend UBC, but doesn’t know anything about what the city is like. Here’s what I sent her in response to a request for a basic run-down of places to live. Did I miss anything? Can you think of any other essential information to add?

Out by UBC is expensive. Closer in is Kitsilano, where the yuppies live. It’s more expensive than other areas, but it’s nice, and there’s basement suites that are under a grand. Trees everywhere, beaches, lots of fit people jogging with dogs. Features a 24 hour vegetarian restaurant, boutiques upon boutiques, good coffee, and a nice little movie theater.

I live over by Commercial Drive, which is like a smaller, less late night Capitol Hill, minus the gay district slant, and without night clubs or artist lofts. It’s gentrifying, but still high in hippie content. Commercial Drive is where to find cheap organic food, musicians, lesbians, new parents, people with dreadlocks, and surprisingly good video rentals. It’s also got one of the two 24 grocery stores. Think bicycles, dyed hair, tattoos, alt culture, and marijuana. It’s easy to meet people here, it’s cheap, it’s friendly, and it’s where most of the art comes from. You’re welcome to stay in my livingroom on the fold-out couches for awhile when you’re here, until you find a good place to settle in.

There’s two other corridors that are fairly good to live, Cambie St and Main St, and if you can manage to live in between the two, you’ll get the best of both worlds. Main street is where the hipsters live, and with them come cliques, expensive indie clothes, some good food, some excellent coffee, and a lot of people with similar bad hair-cuts. Most of the apartments nearby are cheap because they’re horrible, but you’d have a lot of neat neighbors, if you ever find a way to meet them. Closer to Cambie is more where people want to raise their kids, very middle class, lots of elementary schools, but it’s recently gained a subway line, so the landscape there is going to change soon. Go too far west, though, and you hit a money wall. Too far east and you’re over by Fraser/Clark, one of the highest break-in areas in the city.

Next is downtown’s West End. Central, high density, the majority being apartments within a square of four major streets. To the North is Robson st, which consists of shoe stores, high end clothing, expensive restaurants, and tourist tat. West is Denman St, (and Stanley Park), which is where you’ll find stores that only sell cupcakes, cake, or ice-cream. South is Davie St, the gay corridor where things like bus-stops and trash cans are painted barbie pink, there are some night-clubs, and the other 24 hour grocery store. East is Granville St, where the drunk kids club-hop, and Yaletown, where money pools, as well as pretension.

North-East is Crackton, the poorest postal code in Canada. You can find a lot about it online, where it’s called the Lower Downtown East Side. It’s not as generally dangerous as people might think, but nor is it safe to randomly wander. (As an example, it’s where the Picton brothers stole their women off the side of the street to torture and kill for fun on their farm.) It’s like the worst of Oakland, but instead of racism, it’s drug use. I used to live there because it was cheap, but it destroys you as a human being. It should never be normal to witness bus-stop stabbings, having to use weapons on your walk home from work, or waking up with your door wedged shut by a dead body.

Back in Vancouver!

Tony and I have tickets to see Evelyn Evelyn, (Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley as conjoined twin sisters managed by a mad svengalian Sxip Shirey!!), tonight at Venue. Such an audacious concept, put together by such splendiferous people, can only be amazing. You know it, I know it. Come on out and play! Tickets are still available for $25 at Ticketmaster, livenation.com, Zulu, Red Cat, and Highlife Records.

Dine-Out Vancouver, the yearly blurb

Dine-Out Vancouver started this week, an annual food festival that involves wickedly-worth-it expensive restaurants offering three course menus for either $18, $28, or $38* per person. (This doesn’t include drinks, tips, or taxes). Running from April 26 – May 6, it’s a wonderful opportunity – delicious, cheap, and super fun. There’s around 200 restaurants involved, which can make it seem a little overwhelming, but they all have searchable on-line menus posted, and easy to find phone numbers for reservations. (The trick is to always call them in. The place you pick might claim on-line that they’re full up, but anyone with experience with this knows better.) They’re sorted alphabetically, by price, or by the type of cuisine they offer. Scroll down to the middle of the page to find the Search Box.

So now you’re all properly In The Know, where are you planning on going?

*I admit I loved it more when it was $15/25/35.

tulle, fire-spinning, and poetry

Apartment To-Do List

  • Sell giant mirror.
  • Paint my room white.
  • Paint the livingroom white. Update: purchased one pail of white paint
  • Paint the mirror frames.
  • Obtain cat-resistant curtains.
  • Obtain new bed sheets.
  • Obtain new underwire underwear. Breakout Bras had Harlequins on sale!
  • Reorganize hall closet.
  • Frame the posters/art. Framed: one portrait of my mother.
  • Find my bloody tutu. Found! Apparently I crammed over 26 meters of tulle into a tiny shoebox under my bed.

    Heading down to Seattle again this weekend, this time to catch my friend’s 14-piece rock circus band, The Mutaytor, as they take the stage at Neumos on Sunday. They’re actually playing Whistler’s snowboarding festival tomorrow night, but trying to trek after them is a task out of my league. Better to just stay put and let them come to me!

    Also upcoming, the Vancouver Poetry Slam Finals on Monday. Even if you’re like me and mostly skip every single other slam for the entire year, (poetry slam drama bingo anyone?), this is the Big Show, the one not to miss, where the best of the best of this year’s contentants duke it out literary style to make it onto the next Van Slam Poetry Team and onward to the International Finals!

  • we agreed being paid for bukkake doesn’t sound as bad as it should

    Lung at Whytecliff Park 365:2010/04/07 - whytecliff park spotted seal

    Lung left Vancouver this week for Montreal to pack up his life and move it back here by driving it cross country. I miss him when he’s gone, though it’s fairly often, given how much he gets to travel, so I’m fairly used to it. As a fond farewell, we went out to Whytecliff park for a picnic of some strawberries and my best sandwiches, havarti, smoked turkey, tomatoe, and lettuce on finnish loaf with mayonnaise, mustard, and black pepper. We talked about sex and where we want to live and what improbable things we might do for incredible gobs of money. I spotted a seal in the water, initially mistaking it for a dog, and took a 365 shot I don’t mind too much. Mostly, though, it was just nice to spend time outside, somewhere we both like. It was a good goodbye.

    HIVE3 is coming up soon! Volunteer for free admission.

    Tickets available through: vancouvertix.com. $25 Adults, $20 Students/Seniors.

    Pricy, but oh, so deliciously worthwhile. Tony and I are going for his birthday on the 19th. I can’t express how glad I am of that particular coincidence. Along with the Eastside Culture Crawl, HIVE is one of my very favourite Vancouver events. (We don’t have too many here, no Nuit Blanche for us yet, not with the harsh reality of our arts funding cut.) Luckily, for those without monies, HIVE is still looking for volunteers to fill some positions throughout the run but in particular, Thursday March 11 and Thursday March 18. Volunteers are asked to commit to one or two shifts totaling 4 hours or more. In return you get an invitation to a HIVE3 dress rehearsal, to see the HIVE shows on the same evening you volunteer, and free entrance to the live music portion after the HIVE shows.

    Volunteer Positions include:

    Bar Ticket Seller or Busser (6pm-10pm, 10pm-2am)
    Box Office / Main Door (6pm-10pm, 9pm-2am)
    Door / Security (6pm-10:30pm, 9pm-1am, 10pm-2am)
    Clean Up (12am-3am)
    *Please note that times and positions may vary depending on need.*

    If you’re interested in volunteering, please contact Kenji Maeda at associate@bocadellupo.com.
    Please indicate your full name, email, phone numbers, availability (dates & times), and preferred position.

    EDIT: My friends at Felix Culpa are also looking for volunteers! And if you (meaning anybody reading this) are looking to volunteer on the 12th or the 20th, contact him at david at felixculpa.bc.ca.