Author: foxtongue

hello

I noticed today that I’ve new people in my friends list I don’t believe I know. Hello to you! I was somewhat surprised, as I don’t really consider myself interesting enough to merit attention from those to whom I’m unknown. Interesting though, the way this friending works. It makes me wonder how they found me, and why they chose to see my word scatterings on any regular basis. Apprently some people, when friended by randomness complain, but I am only curious, and would enjoy finding the why’s of the matter. *waves to the new people I may come to know*

missing wallet

Friday was quite fun with one drawback – somewhere in the melee, Sophie’s wallet went missing. It was though to just be in couch cushions or under a chair, but alas, it seems not to be. We’ve searched all over and no little wallet.

It’s light blue with a monkey head on it. Does anyone recall seeing it?

ghodmum’s roomate hunting

My ghodmum is looking for a roomate – if you know anyone suitable, please pass it on.


Jewish leatherdyke, early 50s, looking for a lesbian to share my quiet east-end home and garden near the PNE. Your private space is 11′ x 26′, the whole top floor of the house. We share the kitchen, bathroom, storage room, and yard. Your rent is $460 + 1/3 utilities.
Cat(s) welcome.
You must be a lesbian, truly at ease with BDSM, and comfortable in a house where Jewish holidays are celebrated. Much else is negotiable.
Your moving-in date can be any time in February or March/04.
Please leave a phone message at 604.253-2857 or an email at
tzivielle@telus.net. We’ll talk.

teddy meat

It was strange last night. The dark musky flavour of cooking predator should have filled the house, blackest of meats, the longest to safely simmer. Instead, the cloying scent of cheap cocoa wafted as soon as you stepped in the kitchen. Images of bear dipped in chocolate came to mind. The mental picture of a cub picking hair from his fondue chunks flashed as I tasted a likely parent to check the flavour. Somehow there is more associated with meat that appears on the Discovery Channel.

ditto

Subject: another freelance gig

12/31 short strory writer

Co. name = get lost
Start date = immed
Schedule = no end
Salary = neg

Job Description = Invitation for submissions of stories for a unique travel book series.

We invite all authors and individuals to submit stories about their travels. We are particularly looking for stories about getting lost. The series we are working on is a travel guide based on peoples experiences of getting lost and the adventures which follow. Anyone can submit a story whether you are published author or a just an accidental traveler. All stories will be considered regardless of writers experience or expertise. Editors will be on hand to help create a fantastic end result. If your story is chosen, you will be notified and arrangements will be made as to pay etcS Stories may be any length but we may require either the writer or our editors to adjust to fit. The categories for this project are as follows (please include in the heading the location where you ³Got Lost²)

Getting lost in:

North America

South America

Asia

Southeast Asia

Europe

Australia

Africa

South Africa

Middle East

We would consider adding a new destination if we receive enough submissions.

If you would like to offer any suggestions or help as we develop this project into a living entity we welcome your thoughts.

Email @
getlostworld@hotmail.com

If you need snail mail info please email directly and I will find the nearest location to you.

Thank you,
ZAZEN

Address = Canada
Co. email = getlostworld@hotmail.com
contact = zazen

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Subject: US Card Company seeks freelance artists

11/16/03 Freelance Artists

Co. name = Kalan Lp
Start date = A.S.A.P
Schedule = Freelance Submissions
Salary =

Job Description = Freelance cartoonists, artists and copywriters wanted for a Greeting Card and Novelty Gift company. We are looking to revitalize our company with many new fresh original artists to add to our freelancing family. Our specialty is humor ranging from cute and subtle to slightly raunchy but not profane. Our primary target audience is girls/woman age 15-24. We offer $100 for each card idea purchased, $60 for each one-liner and cash advances and a royalty percentage for finished art work that is chosen. We prefer that you email copy/ art jpegs to editorial@kalanlp.com, or just drop us an email for our guidelines, but you can also fax submission to 610-623-0366, or feel free to mail art and Cds to Attn: Editor, 97 South Union Ave., Lansdowne Pa 19050.

Address = 97 South Union Ave.
Lansdowne, PA 19050
Co. email = editorial@kalanlp.com

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