The entire Silmarillion of J. R. R. Tolkien in one thousand words.
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FEANOR AND SONS: We’re gettin’ our shinies back. And YOU CAN’T HAVE ‘EM, Valar!
MELKOR/MORGOTH: No you’re not. *stabbity fiery burny death*
BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady!
THINGOL: You can have her if you … BRING ME A SHINY!
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