Ryan has started a meme. I am continuing it with one of my favourite songs. Welcome to BadTimes by Laika.
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re-written hard disk
disks close to computer become scrambled
refrigerator coolness setting recalibrated
result: melted ice-cream
credit cards demagnetized
VCR tracking ruined
subspace field harmonics render compact disks unreadable
ex relationship obtains current phone-number
antifreeze applied to fish-tank
all beer emptied
socks left on table (coffee) when company expected
dead kitten in suit (good) pocket (back)
car keys hidden
time: late for work
infatuation with a penguin (bird)
nightmares about midgets (circus)
sugar applied to gas-tank
eyebrows shaved off
time: while it dates current boy/girlfriend without your knowledge
time: while billing entertainment (dinner, hotel) on your VISA card
grandmother seduced
beyond the grave –> accessible
car moved randomly
where: in parking lots
dog kicked
messages (libidinous) left on voice mail in your voice
owner: boss
Dutch Elm Disease
toilet seat left up
methamphetamines made in bathtub
bacon left cooking on stove
time: when out chasing teenagers with your snowblower (new)
insidious
subtle
dangerous
terrifying to behold
a rather interesting shade of mauve
n: vb: the spice of imagination