This is what my mind throws at people when I’m too tired for conversation.
A physicist is speeding along the highway and a siren pulls him over. The policeman asks, “Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?” The physicist looks around, “No, but I know where I am!”
So why was Heisenberg’s wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn’t have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn’t have the momentum.
.. and two elephants and a snake fall over a cliff badda bump ssss.
Speaking of elephants, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?
Elephant grape sin{theta}
Just like asking what’s gray and proves the nondenumerability of the Reals?
Cantor’s Diagonal Elephant
Sheerly in self defense, Dee added, “why do elephants put springs on their feet?”
The answer: to rape monkeys
Next, what is the monkeys most feared sound?
boing boing boing boing
Yeah, I should go to bed…