-A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
-A CD player carries this unusual warning: “Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.”
-A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”
I love stuff like this because it means that the company concerned actually had to deal with these compaints. Like “do not stop active chainsaw with hand.” Someone DID that?