{"id":971,"date":"2004-10-20T18:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-20T18:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/10\/20\/judge-me-not-for-i-have-yet-to-sin\/"},"modified":"2004-10-20T18:38:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-20T18:38:00","slug":"judge-me-not-for-i-have-yet-to-sin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/10\/20\/judge-me-not-for-i-have-yet-to-sin\/","title":{"rendered":"judge me not for I have yet to sin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been cleaning all day, <em>(if anyone knows how to troubleshoot a lava lamp, I would be grateful for suggestions),<\/em> with short visits of Alistair dropping things off. In a shocking display of unusual behaviour, I decided to actually eat the food I&#8217;d made earlier. Perogies &amp; sour cream in the soothing light of my singing computer. In theory, a good idea, what with strummy pop on and some <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/article.pl?sid=04\/10\/20\/1518217\">amusing media<\/a> to pore through. Instead, I got distracted by a Jones Soda label on my desk. So! You! The Reader! I really don&#8217;t know why I bothered to do this, but I think it&#8217;s Your fault. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonessoda.com\/gallery\/view.php?ID=294773&amp;offset=2\"><strong>Vote for me here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been cleaning all day, (if anyone knows how to troubleshoot a lava lamp, I would be grateful for suggestions), with short visits of Alistair dropping things off. In a shocking display of unusual behaviour, I decided to actually eat the food I&#8217;d made earlier. Perogies &amp; sour cream in the soothing light of my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/10\/20\/judge-me-not-for-i-have-yet-to-sin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;judge me not for I have yet to sin&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}