{"id":875,"date":"2004-09-29T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-29T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/29\/ring-ring-augh-whats-that\/"},"modified":"2004-09-29T14:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-29T14:49:00","slug":"ring-ring-augh-whats-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/29\/ring-ring-augh-whats-that\/","title":{"rendered":"*ring ring* Augh! What&#8217;s that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The phone just rang, a woman from Wales calling long distance. She&#8217;s doing the geneology of her family and has reached the Holmes branch. I love how her accent compliments her voice, like the ultimate strict yet kindly librarian. She was looking for a Mr. Holmes, but we chatted a little in spite of it. We&#8217;re fairly certain that we&#8217;re related. I think she&#8217;s looking for my uncle, who&#8217;s in Winnipeg.<\/p>\n<p>I think I might start liking the phone again if that&#8217;s the sort of thing that ends up on the other end. I&#8217;m growing a bit distant from it. Maybe that should change. Last night I got a call from a friend of mine, odd conversation about how he can&#8217;t talk about what he&#8217;s doing for the british consulate, but he&#8217;s certain he&#8217;s doing the right thing. It made me happier. Balanced out the hippies some. <\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s here now, so I&#8217;m afk. <\/p>\n<p><i>(Sorry Warren, it&#8217;s his birthday &#8211; I&#8217;m whoring you out)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The phone just rang, a woman from Wales calling long distance. She&#8217;s doing the geneology of her family and has reached the Holmes branch. I love how her accent compliments her voice, like the ultimate strict yet kindly librarian. She was looking for a Mr. Holmes, but we chatted a little in spite of it. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/29\/ring-ring-augh-whats-that\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;*ring ring* Augh! What&#8217;s that?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}