{"id":851,"date":"2004-09-19T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/19\/yeah-im-going-to-make-some-of-this-soup-now\/"},"modified":"2004-09-19T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-19T15:10:00","slug":"yeah-im-going-to-make-some-of-this-soup-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/19\/yeah-im-going-to-make-some-of-this-soup-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah &#8211; I&#8217;m going to make some of this soup now&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a tiny note. This is the second weekend someone has arrived without warning with food. You all must perish delightful deaths. I wish a thousand skilled concubines upon each of you. They have chocolate too, and strawberries, and whipped cream. Notwithstanding my loathing for mango, I feel like a guilty whore. You People have to stop being nice to me!! I&#8217;m not deserving!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a tiny note. This is the second weekend someone has arrived without warning with food. You all must perish delightful deaths. I wish a thousand skilled concubines upon each of you. They have chocolate too, and strawberries, and whipped cream. Notwithstanding my loathing for mango, I feel like a guilty whore. You People have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/19\/yeah-im-going-to-make-some-of-this-soup-now\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yeah &#8211; I&#8217;m going to make some of this soup now&#8230;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}