The play was fabulous. Utterly mindblowingly nasty. I’m in love. If you’re in Vancouver you’re in serious luck, there’s two days left. <\/p>\n
How I Learned To Drive — Sat @ 5:45 – Sun 6:45<\/b><\/p>\n
It’s three:thirty and as I’ve been playing a rather heavy version of contact frisbee for about an hour and half, I’m not exactly co-ordinated enough to properly type. My fingertips have been scraped raw by pavement. I was being slightly stalked by some doofus named Steve who reminded me a bit of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. Jacques rescued me well though and we ranted a bit in the car about the lack of boundry respect in the modern male. Happily, the earlier play was excellent and I laughed fit to die. Hideous topics. I realizing that I have a bitter, bitter humour. The relationships were set up so perfectly honest that I kept choking down laughter at parts where everyone was horrified. I’m a bad person. I’m glad I know at least one someone out there loves me else I might have felt guilty.
\nMore tomorrow when I’m not shaking from food lack fatigue.
\nHarrass me about it and I’ll feebly bat at you.
\n*falls asleep on your floor*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The play was fabulous. Utterly mindblowingly nasty. I’m in love. If you’re in Vancouver you’re in serious luck, there’s two days left. How I Learned To Drive — Sat @ 5:45 – Sun 6:45 It’s three:thirty and as I’ve been playing a rather heavy version of contact frisbee for about an hour and half, I’m … Continue reading “it was the right night to go”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}