{"id":797,"date":"2004-09-04T16:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-04T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/04\/gives-me-the-theyre-in-my-hair-feeling-so-bad\/"},"modified":"2004-09-04T16:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-04T16:06:00","slug":"gives-me-the-theyre-in-my-hair-feeling-so-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/04\/gives-me-the-theyre-in-my-hair-feeling-so-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"gives me the &#8220;they&#8217;re in my hair&#8221; feeling SO BAD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are under attack. Our kitchen is held hostage and the invaders are creeping into the rest of the apartment. I am talking of fruit flies. One look and it&#8217;s assumed that we have had an accident with black spraypint. This is not the case. The air is gritty with flying specks. Sudden population explosion. Thousands. They&#8217;re creeping us out. It is a slight war, but an important one. Our food is in there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are under attack. Our kitchen is held hostage and the invaders are creeping into the rest of the apartment. I am talking of fruit flies. One look and it&#8217;s assumed that we have had an accident with black spraypint. This is not the case. The air is gritty with flying specks. Sudden population explosion. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/09\/04\/gives-me-the-theyre-in-my-hair-feeling-so-bad\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;gives me the &#8220;they&#8217;re in my hair&#8221; feeling SO BAD&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}