{"id":77,"date":"2003-09-18T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-18T12:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/09\/18\/coffee-cream\/"},"modified":"2003-09-18T12:22:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-18T12:22:00","slug":"coffee-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/09\/18\/coffee-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee &#038; Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have to leave the house today. I&#8217;m feeling sort of nervous about it. I have to collect my keys, and the money &#8211; and leave. Walk outside. Step from the house into the open air.<\/p>\n<p>The day before yesterday, I was walking home through the dark alley that runs parallel to Victoria, and two bicycle police stopped me to ask, &#8220;Have you seen a rather large man with a fire axe?&#8221; . He had robbed the gas station down the road about 30 minutes earlier, and was presumed still in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>I have to leave the house?? A strange man tried to kidnap me this month! I&#8217;m being asked about psychotics with FIRE AXES! Fire axes are serious frightening things!<\/p>\n<p>I dearly hope there&#8217;s someone available to spend time today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually have to leave the house today. I&#8217;m feeling sort of nervous about it. I have to collect my keys, and the money &#8211; and leave. Walk outside. Step from the house into the open air. The day before yesterday, I was walking home through the dark alley that runs parallel to Victoria, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/09\/18\/coffee-cream\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Coffee &#038; Cream&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,95,96],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crazy-people","tag-police","tag-trapped"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}