{"id":768,"date":"2004-08-28T00:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-28T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/08\/28\/i-susually-like-chemists\/"},"modified":"2004-08-28T00:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-28T00:37:00","slug":"i-susually-like-chemists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/08\/28\/i-susually-like-chemists\/","title":{"rendered":"i susually like chemists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>fuck. <strong>fucker spiked me with opium<\/strong>&#8230;. not exactly what i was planning when i crashed a neighborhood party. nothing ot do, spent a day waiing i ntime to be stood up. i lit a lantern and went for a walk. wit&#8217;s friday night &#8211; who&#8217;s goin got not like a bareffott girl in a tophat with a lantern&#8230; i pegged the guy when i showed up &#8211; the long bearrded older guy who&#8217;d be fascinated with me. christ. turnsd out the bastard was a chemist. it&#8217;s hitting right this damned second. so glad I got out of there before thisd. so pure it hurts to look at the screen. people are on-line with me right now. I took far far too much, I shouldn&#8217;t sleep. breathing supporessant. chrsit. typing is reallly really hard right now. <strong>is there anyone else up?<\/strong> he put a slab the size of my paml in the tea. not elthal, i give it&nbsp; ten hours but christ. i have to stay up for a few hours. i have work at noon. I&#8217;m going to read this tomorrow and cringe painfully. now I&#8217;m an idiot blpbger who can&#8217;t spell, soesn&#8217;t use punctuation aand it typing on drugs. ghods &#8211; may his hands get caught in his next lab exlposion. ahappy it was only one c\\up. he gave me two twists of it, wel &#8211; little brwon balls that I tuned into twists with a recipt off someone. that&#8217;s it. i&#8217;m hitting the post button. it&#8217;s been an hour, if I was going to be in serious trbloue, i wloud be already. now to fend off apnea. fuck. I should have just accetped that i was stood up for the fifht tiem this montrh. heh. night lovelies. talk to me if you&#8217;re arond.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fuck. fucker spiked me with opium&#8230;. not exactly what i was planning when i crashed a neighborhood party. nothing ot do, spent a day waiing i ntime to be stood up. i lit a lantern and went for a walk. wit&#8217;s friday night &#8211; who&#8217;s goin got not like a bareffott girl in a tophat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/08\/28\/i-susually-like-chemists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;i susually like chemists&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}