{"id":702,"date":"2004-07-30T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/30\/all-he-needs-are-the-glasses\/"},"modified":"2004-07-30T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-30T15:02:00","slug":"all-he-needs-are-the-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/30\/all-he-needs-are-the-glasses\/","title":{"rendered":"all he needs are the glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While watching <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0281364\/\">Wasabi<\/a>, (&#8220;<em>Quite Possibly The Greatest French-Language, English-Subtitled, Japanese Action-Comedy Of All Time<\/em>&#8220;),&nbsp;last night with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~skankboy\">Dan<\/a>, I had a bit of an odd moment. Jean Reno was on-screen being a super sexy french ninja and I realized suddenly that I seem to be in a relationship with someone with who shares&nbsp;particular pieces of that killer style\/aesthetic. <\/p>\n<p>*worry* I think I&#8217;m in love with a Spider Jerusalam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While watching Wasabi, (&#8220;Quite Possibly The Greatest French-Language, English-Subtitled, Japanese Action-Comedy Of All Time&#8220;),&nbsp;last night with Dan, I had a bit of an odd moment. Jean Reno was on-screen being a super sexy french ninja and I realized suddenly that I seem to be in a relationship with someone with who shares&nbsp;particular pieces of that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/30\/all-he-needs-are-the-glasses\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;all he needs are the glasses&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}