{"id":700,"date":"2004-07-29T16:04:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-29T16:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/29\/700\/"},"modified":"2004-07-29T16:04:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-29T16:04:00","slug":"700","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/29\/700\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew bathing a ferret would be so easy? I&#8217;m used to cats, with thier four out of five pointy ends. Loud yowling murderous complaints. Instead, I have a slightly damp ferret wandering EVERYWHERE through my room. I don&#8217;t imagine he&#8217;s none too pleased with me, though the water was warm. He sniffs me and then goes away. It seems I have a fairly ferret proof room. Damn &#8211; except behind my computer. That will have to be taped up somehow. Lucky I have a Spoooky. Squeaky toys have him running out from whichever cranny to come investigate. He shares some traits with cats. If there&#8217;s a bag, he must crawl inside. <\/p>\n<p>So how does one get a ferret happy with you if he&#8217;s turning down outmeal raison cookies?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who knew bathing a ferret would be so easy? I&#8217;m used to cats, with thier four out of five pointy ends. Loud yowling murderous complaints. Instead, I have a slightly damp ferret wandering EVERYWHERE through my room. I don&#8217;t imagine he&#8217;s none too pleased with me, though the water was warm. He sniffs me and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/29\/700\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}