{"id":651,"date":"2004-07-06T12:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-06T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/06\/my-brain-is-punishing-me-for-being-happy\/"},"modified":"2004-07-06T12:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-06T12:29:00","slug":"my-brain-is-punishing-me-for-being-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/07\/06\/my-brain-is-punishing-me-for-being-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"my brain is punishing me for being happy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A good six hours after poisoning myself, I think I can start to move around. Bloody hell. I am WAY too ill. I&#8217;ve broken down and spent time with porcelain. <\/p>\n<p>How the&nbsp;hell is it that people can&nbsp;<strong>eat<\/strong> fast food??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A good six hours after poisoning myself, I think I can start to move around. Bloody hell. I am WAY too ill. I&#8217;ve broken down and spent time with porcelain. How the&nbsp;hell is it that people can&nbsp;eat fast food??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}