{"id":64,"date":"2003-09-06T15:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-06T15:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/09\/06\/there-should-be-a-zim-absinthe\/"},"modified":"2003-09-06T15:40:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-06T15:40:00","slug":"there-should-be-a-zim-absinthe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/09\/06\/there-should-be-a-zim-absinthe\/","title":{"rendered":"There should be a Zim Absinthe."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/P\/PorkCow\/1042800067_wFolderGaz.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Gaz\"><br \/>You are Gaz. You rock, hardcore. You do your own<br \/>awesome thing and don&#8217;t let anybody get in your<br \/>way. Not only do you have a badass wardrobe,<br \/>but you&#8217;ve got a badass attitude to go along<br \/>with it. Video games and pizza are pretty much<br \/>your two favorite things&#8211;it&#8217;s not your fault<br \/>that you&#8217;re a product of our hideous society,<br \/>and at least you&#8217;re wrathful about it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/PorkCow\/quizzes\/The%20Greatest%2C%20Most%20Advanced%20Invader%20Zim%20Character%20Profiling%20Quiz%20EVER!!!\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">The Greatest, Most Advanced Invader Zim Character Profiling Quiz EVER!!!<\/font><\/a><br \/> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/R\/redgloam\/1062495209_obscure.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"obscure\"><br \/>Wow.. you are an obscure absinthe. Quiet and rare,<br \/>you stick to the underground where you&#8217;re<br \/>happiest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/redgloam\/quizzes\/What%20kind%20of%20absinthe%20are%20you%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">What kind of absinthe are you?<\/font><\/a><br \/> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are Gaz. You rock, hardcore. You do your ownawesome thing and don&#8217;t let anybody get in yourway. Not only do you have a badass wardrobe,but you&#8217;ve got a badass attitude to go alongwith it. Video games and pizza are pretty muchyour two favorite things&#8211;it&#8217;s not your faultthat you&#8217;re a product of our hideous society,and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/09\/06\/there-should-be-a-zim-absinthe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;There should be a Zim Absinthe.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-meme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}