{"id":625,"date":"2004-06-28T15:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-28T15:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/28\/postmodern-panopoly\/"},"modified":"2004-06-28T15:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-28T15:28:00","slug":"postmodern-panopoly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/28\/postmodern-panopoly\/","title":{"rendered":"postmodern panopoly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Glenda the parking ghoddess<br \/>\n&#8211; appears as on old woman in hot pink rollar skates.<br \/>\n&#8211; her icon may sometimes be found wrinkling on the back of bathroom doors.<br \/>\nShe is the wise Lady of the Tarmac. Invoking her name brings empty parking stalls in convenient places and wards off the Anti-Destination League.<\/p>\n<p>Enid, ghoddess of condiments<br \/>\n&#8211; appears as a white pillar of salt<br \/>\n&#8211; her icon may be found in any truckstop diner<br \/>\nShe is the Lady of Spice, of zest and french fries. Her blood runs as vinegar. Invoking her name improves the odds of finding edible food at two a.m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Glenda the parking ghoddess &#8211; appears as on old woman in hot pink rollar skates. &#8211; her icon may sometimes be found wrinkling on the back of bathroom doors. She is the wise Lady of the Tarmac. Invoking her name brings empty parking stalls in convenient places and wards off the Anti-Destination League. Enid, ghoddess &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/28\/postmodern-panopoly\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;postmodern panopoly&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}