{"id":615,"date":"2004-06-26T09:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-26T09:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/26\/damnidiot-left-the-key-running-in-the-ignition-now-the-zombie-will-catch-us\/"},"modified":"2004-06-26T09:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-26T09:59:00","slug":"damnidiot-left-the-key-running-in-the-ignition-now-the-zombie-will-catch-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/26\/damnidiot-left-the-key-running-in-the-ignition-now-the-zombie-will-catch-us\/","title":{"rendered":"damnidiot left the key running in the ignition. now the zombie will catch us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like yesterday, I&#8217;ve mysteriously woken up tired at 9:30, unable to creep back into sleep. I don&#8217;t know what the shape of this is, but it&#8217;s getting irritating. I wake up as if I haven&#8217;t dreamed, and yet I remember them. This morning was fleeing from the undead and having to deal with idiots. On waking, I&nbsp;couldn&#8217;t&nbsp;rid myself&nbsp;the thought of blood and x-rays, so I had to get up and dig them out.&nbsp;They&#8217;ve been put aside as I&#8217;ve been settling in, but perhaps it&#8217;s time to begin creating something.&nbsp;I don&#8217;t know how, and I have no materials, but I feel I must try. Anything.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like yesterday, I&#8217;ve mysteriously woken up tired at 9:30, unable to creep back into sleep. I don&#8217;t know what the shape of this is, but it&#8217;s getting irritating. I wake up as if I haven&#8217;t dreamed, and yet I remember them. This morning was fleeing from the undead and having to deal with idiots. On &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/26\/damnidiot-left-the-key-running-in-the-ignition-now-the-zombie-will-catch-us\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;damnidiot left the key running in the ignition. now the zombie will catch us&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}