{"id":576,"date":"2004-06-12T15:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-12T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/12\/the-thought-of-sexy-children-should-not-exist-as-such\/"},"modified":"2004-06-12T15:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-12T15:33:00","slug":"the-thought-of-sexy-children-should-not-exist-as-such","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/12\/the-thought-of-sexy-children-should-not-exist-as-such\/","title":{"rendered":"the thought of sexy children should not exist as such!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>I live in a mid-sized Florida town with the usual array of stuff,<br \/>\nthings and locales. On the main drag is a Hooters, which is a good<br \/>\nenough place as an eatery goes. The waitress gimmick is laughable, at<br \/>\nbest&#8230;tolerable, when in pursuit of wings, boiled shrimp and beer.<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><i>The<br \/>\nsign on the verge advertising the Little Miss Hooters contest is,<br \/>\nhowever, beyond the pale. We called this evening, asked for details.<br \/>\nThe contest is for girls 5 and under, and will require they be dressed<br \/>\nin little orange spandex shorts, and a tied up Hooters t-shirt.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Alrighty &#8211; don&#8217;t know about you folk, but I&#8217;m pretty damned disturbed. <\/p>\n<p>More at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sekimori.org\/archives\/003166.php\">Sekimori.org<\/a>&#8216;s blog<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I live in a mid-sized Florida town with the usual array of stuff, things and locales. On the main drag is a Hooters, which is a good enough place as an eatery goes. The waitress gimmick is laughable, at best&#8230;tolerable, when in pursuit of wings, boiled shrimp and beer. The sign on the verge advertising &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/12\/the-thought-of-sexy-children-should-not-exist-as-such\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;the thought of sexy children should not exist as such!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}