{"id":567,"date":"2004-06-10T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-10T14:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/10\/i-think-were-fanatics\/"},"modified":"2004-06-10T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-10T14:54:00","slug":"i-think-were-fanatics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/10\/i-think-were-fanatics\/","title":{"rendered":"I think we&#8217;re fanatics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was a laughing adventure. At eleven o&#8217;clock it is decided that we have a quest, and after a quick, futile call to Marc, we set out the door. Man Bites Dog, New Rose Hotel, &amp; Things to do in Denver When You&#8217;re Dead. <\/p>\n<p>Eleven sees Gavin and I pouring into Ians car and cutting through downtown to Black Dog. Closed, so onwards to Videomatica in Kits. Closed. Oak and 16, there&#8217;s a Blockbusters. They&#8217;ve got Things to do in Denver. We run from there to the Rogers, who has nothing, then back to ask if they would call the outlet on Main street. They&#8217;ve nothing in, so onwards to 41st and Fraser we go. At this point we&#8217;re in a hurry. I just pop out to try the door. Video Outlet is closed.&nbsp;Rogers at 49th &amp; Victoria, however is not. They call the downtown and put a hold on Man Bites Dog for us. The time is now 11:45. <strong>We have 15 minutes to get to Davie &amp; Denman from Victoria &amp; 49th.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>and we do it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Laughing.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ian and Gavin don&#8217;t know the city, so I&#8217;m in front and giving split second driving directions. We go down Victoria to Kingsway and swing through, just catching the light. We&#8217;re boxed in so &#8220;damn! Anti-Destination League! Quick &#8211; turn right! Here! This is Clark &#8211; we&#8217;ll hit the viaduct!&#8221; I don&#8217;t know how many laws we broke, but we passed two cop cars at certainly illegal speeds while running not one, but&nbsp;two red lights. Then we drove through a park. <\/p>\n<p>At Davie it turns out we&#8217;re at the wrong one. Luck has it the staff member we talked to was friendly. <em>&#8220;No! Don&#8217;t waste time! You have seven minutes! It&#8217;s a trap! Run!&#8221;<\/em> We make it. Barely. Three people who simply cannot run,&nbsp;full tilt halfway down Davie Street. Five minutes to midnight.<\/p>\n<p>Ian caught people coming out, and so slipped in. Nick of time all around. Then they weren&#8217;t going to give it to us because Ian and I didn&#8217;t have photo ID to match our accounts. Gavin is more organized than we are though, so all our effort paid off. No New Rose Hotel, but we&#8217;re not exactly caring at that point. The fact we weren&#8217;t dead and we had two out of three was pretty damned impressive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was a laughing adventure. At eleven o&#8217;clock it is decided that we have a quest, and after a quick, futile call to Marc, we set out the door. Man Bites Dog, New Rose Hotel, &amp; Things to do in Denver When You&#8217;re Dead. Eleven sees Gavin and I pouring into Ians car and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/10\/i-think-were-fanatics\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I think we&#8217;re fanatics&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}