{"id":553,"date":"2004-06-04T13:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-04T13:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/04\/i-love-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2004-06-04T13:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-04T13:59:00","slug":"i-love-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/06\/04\/i-love-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"I love the internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*cackles*<\/p>\n<p>JUST as I am leaving the house to go pick up the Boy, Gavin pops up.<br \/>\n&#8220;you&#8217;re going to get a &#8220;call&#8221; soon. *giggles*&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the phone rings.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s a job interview.<\/p>\n<p>AGAIN I&#8217;m thinking that I SHOULD be thinking that everything is too easy right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*cackles* JUST as I am leaving the house to go pick up the Boy, Gavin pops up. &#8220;you&#8217;re going to get a &#8220;call&#8221; soon. *giggles*&#8221; Then the phone rings. And it&#8217;s a job interview. AGAIN I&#8217;m thinking that I SHOULD be thinking that everything is too easy right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}