{"id":485,"date":"2004-05-13T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-13T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/05\/13\/youre-never-there-on-the-phone-long-long-distance\/"},"modified":"2004-05-13T14:48:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-13T14:48:00","slug":"youre-never-there-on-the-phone-long-long-distance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/05\/13\/youre-never-there-on-the-phone-long-long-distance\/","title":{"rendered":"you&#8217;re never there &#8211; on the phone long long distance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So oopsie.<\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t meet up with either Chris nor Andrew on Wednesday. Chris because Jude hadn&#8217;t actually arranged it and Andrew because we stood eachother up. Because we&#8217;re special. Yessir indeedy. I waited two and he waited only one, so more special points for me. The fact that we were about 300 feet from one another must give us a bonus in some sort of innocents heaven, but I couldn&#8217;t name it. (There should be a religion with a ghod who only likes irony and evil jokes).<\/p>\n<p><i>you think she&#8217;s an open book, but you don&#8217;t know which page to turn to, do you?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Today was my lawyers appointment, and that went fabulousy well. Things are finally happening and being happy. This whole thing should be wrapping up in the fall. *crosses wood, knocks on fingers*<\/p>\n<p><i>the ornaments look pretty but they&#8217;re pulling down the branches of the tree<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This evening I&#8217;m going with Robin to a geekfestery: The One Man Lord Of the Rings. I have a sneaking suspician that I&#8217;ll get all the jokes this time, rather than with the Star Wars, where I kept missing parts. Waterfront Theatre people. $12 tickets at the door. I know Derick will be there, so gauranteed puns. <\/p>\n<p><i>boulevard marquis with stupid bandnames, I don&#8217;t want to feel the emptiness<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So oopsie. Didn&#8217;t meet up with either Chris nor Andrew on Wednesday. Chris because Jude hadn&#8217;t actually arranged it and Andrew because we stood eachother up. Because we&#8217;re special. Yessir indeedy. I waited two and he waited only one, so more special points for me. The fact that we were about 300 feet from one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/05\/13\/youre-never-there-on-the-phone-long-long-distance\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;you&#8217;re never there &#8211; on the phone long long distance&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}