{"id":481,"date":"2004-05-12T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-12T13:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/05\/12\/why\/"},"modified":"2004-05-12T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-12T13:16:00","slug":"why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/05\/12\/why\/","title":{"rendered":"why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone&#8217;s been very serious lately. I get caught almost unawares. I&#8217;m uncertain what to do with it. Alright &#8211; you want to sleep with me, this one wants to kiss me, that one wants a date, and this one won&#8217;t admit to anything but everyone knows it anyways. Three in an hour. <\/p>\n<p>this is getting ridiculous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone&#8217;s been very serious lately. I get caught almost unawares. I&#8217;m uncertain what to do with it. Alright &#8211; you want to sleep with me, this one wants to kiss me, that one wants a date, and this one won&#8217;t admit to anything but everyone knows it anyways. Three in an hour. this is getting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/05\/12\/why\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;why?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}