{"id":438,"date":"2004-04-29T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/29\/this-superman-costume-will-not-let-you-fly\/"},"modified":"2004-04-29T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T10:27:00","slug":"this-superman-costume-will-not-let-you-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/29\/this-superman-costume-will-not-let-you-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"this superman costume will not let you fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><font color=#0000ff size=4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mlaw.org\/wwl\/pastwinners.html\">WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST<\/a><\/font> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><font face=Verdana size=2><em>-A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions: \u201cThis product not intended for use as a dental drill.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>-A CD player carries this unusual warning: \u201cDo not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.\u201d<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><font face=Verdana size=2><em>-A box of birthday cake candles says: \u201cDO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.\u201d<\/em> <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Verdana size=2><\/font>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><font face=Verdana size=2>I love stuff like this because it means that the company concerned actually had to deal with these compaints. Like &#8220;do not stop active chainsaw with hand.&#8221; Someone DID that? <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST -A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions: \u201cThis product not intended for use as a dental drill.\u201d -A CD player carries this unusual warning: \u201cDo not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.\u201d -A box of birthday cake candles says: \u201cDO NOT use soft wax as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/29\/this-superman-costume-will-not-let-you-fly\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;this superman costume will not let you fly&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}