{"id":432,"date":"2004-04-28T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/28\/sugar\/"},"modified":"2004-04-28T20:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T20:42:00","slug":"sugar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/28\/sugar\/","title":{"rendered":"SUGAR!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this in a local candy store months ago, and it struck me as slightly ridiculous. How to state the obvious guys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.470mbogo.com\/Jhayne\/April%2004\/BoostBar%20-%20charged%20with%20glucose.jpg\" width=400 height=300 alt=\"charged with glucose!!\"><\/p>\n<p>We folk who ate some of it were wired beyond all belief. I, having eaten half a bar, had my bodily chemistry altered enough for my head to feel filled with helium. DO NOT GIVE TO CHILDREN.<\/p>\n<p><!--more Also in the shop is a poster:--><br \/>\nAlso in the shop is a poster:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.470mbogo.com\/Jhayne\/April%2004\/Chocolate%20milk%20with%20doughnuts%20=%20energy.jpg\" width=300 height=400 alt=\"a yummy vintage breakfast\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this in a local candy store months ago, and it struck me as slightly ridiculous. How to state the obvious guys&#8230; We folk who ate some of it were wired beyond all belief. I, having eaten half a bar, had my bodily chemistry altered enough for my head to feel filled with helium. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/28\/sugar\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;SUGAR!!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}