{"id":428,"date":"2004-04-28T06:16:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/28\/death-cab-fro-cootie\/"},"modified":"2004-04-28T06:16:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T06:16:00","slug":"death-cab-fro-cootie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/28\/death-cab-fro-cootie\/","title":{"rendered":"death cab fro cootie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My autoresponces can be terrible terrible things. I know I must be up early so tha I can get to <lj user=\"Ashna\" \/> &#8216;s school on time. I know I have to wake up, I have to get up.&nbsp; The alarm is set for five to eight, so when do I wake up? Irrevocably at six. Any time I truly impress upon my brain that I have to wake up early, this happens. I will wake up at two in the morning, four in the morning, six o&#8217;clock with a &#8220;oh gee &#8211; I should get ready now&#8221;. I invariably try to get back to sleep, only to wake as suddenly almost perfectly two hours later.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted right now to go back to sleep, as I know what this will do to me later in the day, but then again, I&#8217;m deciding that perhaps I&#8217;ll try to stay up. Perhaps I&#8217;ll lie in bed reading for an hour, perhaps I&#8217;ll get ready then go back to bed, perhaps I&#8217;ll&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Being awake two extra hours is so very pointless. Does anyone else ever do this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My autoresponces can be terrible terrible things. I know I must be up early so tha I can get to &#8216;s school on time. I know I have to wake up, I have to get up.&nbsp; The alarm is set for five to eight, so when do I wake up? Irrevocably at six. Any time &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/28\/death-cab-fro-cootie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;death cab fro cootie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}