{"id":423,"date":"2004-04-26T00:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-26T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/26\/i-require-this-book\/"},"modified":"2004-04-26T00:46:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-26T00:46:00","slug":"i-require-this-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/26\/i-require-this-book\/","title":{"rendered":"I require this book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/issues\/0402\/collins.php\">It&#8217;s a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey.<\/a> <\/p>\n<p><span class=sub><em>The Strangest Children&#8217;s Book of the 19th Century Teaches You the Facts of Life\u2014Complete With Singing Vagina.<\/em> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=sub><\/span><span class=sub>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img55.photobucket.com\/albums\/v167\/chilimissy\/postcards\/collins.jpg\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=sub>It is a truth universally acknowledged that Everything Is Funnier With Monkeys. If J. Fred Muggs, Lancelot Link, or zoo-house fecal tossing have taught us anything, it is that every human endeavor is enriched by the addition of a screaming, leg-humping, ass-biting primate. Even, say, sex education. <i>I beg your pardon?<\/i> you might ask. Clearly you&#8217;re not acquainted with the strangest children&#8217;s book of the 19th century\u2014<i>Sammy Tubbs, the Boy Doctor, and Sponsie, the Troublesome Monkey<\/i> (1874).<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It&#8217;s a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey. The Strangest Children&#8217;s Book of the 19th Century Teaches You the Facts of Life\u2014Complete With Singing Vagina. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It is a truth universally acknowledged that Everything Is Funnier With Monkeys. If J. Fred Muggs, Lancelot Link, or zoo-house fecal tossing have taught us anything, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/26\/i-require-this-book\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I require this book&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}