{"id":412,"date":"2004-04-22T23:05:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-22T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/22\/1000-words-is-always-a-nice-touch\/"},"modified":"2004-04-22T23:05:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-22T23:05:00","slug":"1000-words-is-always-a-nice-touch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/22\/1000-words-is-always-a-nice-touch\/","title":{"rendered":"1000 words is always a nice touch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/camwyn\/328358.html\">The&nbsp;entire Silmarillion&nbsp;of J. R. R. Tolkien in one thousand words.<\/a>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>by <lj user=\"camwyn\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nFEANOR AND SONS: We&#8217;re gettin&#8217; our shinies back. And YOU CAN&#8217;T HAVE &#8216;EM, Valar!<\/p>\n<p>\nMELKOR\/MORGOTH: No you&#8217;re not. *stabbity fiery burny death*<\/p>\n<p>\nBEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady!<\/p>\n<p>\nTHINGOL: You can have her if you &#8230; BRING ME A SHINY!<\/p>\n<p>\n<p><span class=ljuser style=\"WHITE-SPACE: nowrap\"><\/span>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>link thanks to <lj user=\"coyote23\" \/><\/em> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The&nbsp;entire Silmarillion&nbsp;of J. R. R. Tolkien in one thousand words.&nbsp; by FEANOR AND SONS: We&#8217;re gettin&#8217; our shinies back. And YOU CAN&#8217;T HAVE &#8216;EM, Valar! MELKOR\/MORGOTH: No you&#8217;re not. *stabbity fiery burny death* BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady! THINGOL: You can have her if you &#8230; BRING ME A SHINY! &nbsp; link thanks to &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}