{"id":398,"date":"2004-04-17T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-17T16:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/17\/im-so-dull\/"},"modified":"2004-04-17T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-17T16:35:00","slug":"im-so-dull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/04\/17\/im-so-dull\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so dull"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more oh so daring me--> <\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"1\" style=\"text-align: left; width: 500px;\" bgcolor=\"#ddddff\">\n<tbody>\n<tr align=\"center\">\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><font size=\"+1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/porphyre\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" border=0>porphyre<\/a>&#8216;s  <a href=\"http:\/\/euthanize.us\/memes\/lj-slut-meme\/\">LiveJournal Slut Stats<\/a><\/font><\/span><br \/> The below percentages indicate what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/porphyre\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif\" border=0>porphyre<\/a> has done with the 106 people on her friends list!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"vertical-align: top;\">\n<table cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"2\" border=\"0\" style=\"text-align: left; 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