{"id":3662,"date":"2011-07-29T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/07\/29\/file-under-research-for-tomorrows-wedding-speech\/"},"modified":"2011-07-29T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T18:11:00","slug":"file-under-research-for-tomorrows-wedding-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/07\/29\/file-under-research-for-tomorrows-wedding-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"file under: research for tomorrow&#8217;s wedding speech"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;winners&#8221; of this year&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bulwer-lytton.com\/2011.htm\">Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest<\/a> have been posted. The contest challenges entrants to compose bad opening sentences to imaginary novels and takes its name from the Victorian novelist Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, who penned the original <i>It was a dark and stormy night.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This year&#8217;s grand prize goes to Sue Fondrie, for &#8220;Cheryl\u2019s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;winners&#8221; of this year&#8217;s Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest have been posted. The contest challenges entrants to compose bad opening sentences to imaginary novels and takes its name from the Victorian novelist Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, who penned the original It was a dark and stormy night. This year&#8217;s grand prize goes to Sue Fondrie, for &#8220;Cheryl\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/07\/29\/file-under-research-for-tomorrows-wedding-speech\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;file under: research for tomorrow&#8217;s wedding speech&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[306,9],"class_list":["post-3662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news-of-the-odd","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}