{"id":3658,"date":"2011-07-22T00:24:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T00:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/07\/22\/airships-and-tentacles-oh-my\/"},"modified":"2011-07-22T00:24:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T00:24:00","slug":"airships-and-tentacles-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/07\/22\/airships-and-tentacles-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"airships and tentacles, oh my!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part of this week was spent collecting the last documents required for Irish citizenship, my grandfather&#8217;s death certificate and a notarized affidavit of estrangement. Terrific, excepting that only two dollars and two cents remained in my bank account when I was done, an oddly symmetrical notation of poverty. I am very grateful to my friend Myke, who, upon discovering the details of my anemic finances, spontaneously sent me a spot of money, enough for the packet of eggs, bottle of milk, and bag of past-the-date oranges which should get me through most of next week. I&#8217;m not sure how I would have managed without him. In thankful return, I ask that you take a peek at his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mykeamend.com\/new\/products-page\/all-products\/\">store<\/a> and consider purchasing his lovely steampunk-y <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mykeamend.com\/new\/products-page\/all-products\/airships-and-tentacles-coloring-book\/\">Airships &#038; Tentacles Colouring Book<\/a>, because seriously folks, that rules. Pass it on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part of this week was spent collecting the last documents required for Irish citizenship, my grandfather&#8217;s death certificate and a notarized affidavit of estrangement. Terrific, excepting that only two dollars and two cents remained in my bank account when I was done, an oddly symmetrical notation of poverty. I am very grateful to my friend &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/07\/22\/airships-and-tentacles-oh-my\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;airships and tentacles, oh my!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,157,1687,1021,1356],"class_list":["post-3658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-art","tag-friends","tag-myke","tag-steampunk","tag-tentacles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}