{"id":3580,"date":"2011-04-01T12:29:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T12:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/04\/01\/commitmentabandonment\/"},"modified":"2011-04-01T12:29:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T12:29:00","slug":"commitmentabandonment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/04\/01\/commitmentabandonment\/","title":{"rendered":"commitment\/abandonment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, for April&#8217;s Fools, I sent A. a note saying I&#8217;d been looking for ideas for when we get married, and &#8220;what do you think about <a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/lemonlemonamy\/cake-in-the-fields\/\">this<\/a> as an inspiration page?&#8221; In reply he said, &#8220;That&#8217;s actually kind of scary. And it makes my news a little ill timed.&#8221;, and then proceeded to explain that he was moving back to England for a job opportunity.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure how it happened so perfectly, but I think we just exemplified a rather amusing gender bias. Why yes, we <i>do<\/i> regularly mock stereotypical hetero-normative behaviour, even while embracing it, why do you ask?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, for April&#8217;s Fools, I sent A. a note saying I&#8217;d been looking for ideas for when we get married, and &#8220;what do you think about this as an inspiration page?&#8221; In reply he said, &#8220;That&#8217;s actually kind of scary. And it makes my news a little ill timed.&#8221;, and then proceeded to explain that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2011\/04\/01\/commitmentabandonment\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;commitment\/abandonment&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[860,1682],"class_list":["post-3580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-april","tag-there-is-no-god"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}