{"id":3515,"date":"2010-12-29T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-29T11:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/12\/29\/rationalists\/"},"modified":"2010-12-29T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-29T11:42:00","slug":"rationalists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/12\/29\/rationalists\/","title":{"rendered":"rationalists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He turns on the television, flicks through some options, a way to feel useful while too tired to do anything more. On screen, a pornographic backdrop behind the menu, a naked woman sitting on wrought iron fleur-di-lis, shot from below, the metal pressing into her soft, photoshop-perfect skin. She is anonymous, mostly a silhouette of legs and shaved genitals, though it can be seen that she has a ring piercing in a sensitive place. I mentally wince, thinking of how easy it would be to get caught on things, but grin, looking at him, silently expecting an explanation, as that&#8217;s what such situations generally require. &#8220;It&#8217;s not mine, if you&#8217;ll believe it,&#8221; he replies to my amused face, &#8220;I would have fixed the aspect ratio.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing the moments that feel like home. Because yes, I would have too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He turns on the television, flicks through some options, a way to feel useful while too tired to do anything more. On screen, a pornographic backdrop behind the menu, a naked woman sitting on wrought iron fleur-di-lis, shot from below, the metal pressing into her soft, photoshop-perfect skin. She is anonymous, mostly a silhouette of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/12\/29\/rationalists\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;rationalists&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[231,872,1682],"class_list":["post-3515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-life","tag-porn","tag-there-is-no-god"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}