{"id":3514,"date":"2010-12-29T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-29T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/12\/29\/if-found-please-report\/"},"modified":"2010-12-29T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-29T10:00:00","slug":"if-found-please-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/12\/29\/if-found-please-report\/","title":{"rendered":"IF FOUND, PLEASE REPORT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/4799670335\/\">asymmetrical purple fedora<\/a> has vanished, lost somehow in the earliest hours of Boxing Day, most probably to the Metrotown parking lot. It was a fine hat, resilient, much loved, and my utter favourite, the best I&#8217;ve ever had. Already I miss it, along with the lovely feather fascinator attached to it that Sugar made me for my birthday. A moment of silence, please. <\/p>\n<p>Also mysteriously gone this year: <a href=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/205\/492694888_3e13304ce8.jpg\">The Scarf of True Love<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My asymmetrical purple fedora has vanished, lost somehow in the earliest hours of Boxing Day, most probably to the Metrotown parking lot. It was a fine hat, resilient, much loved, and my utter favourite, the best I&#8217;ve ever had. Already I miss it, along with the lovely feather fascinator attached to it that Sugar made &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/12\/29\/if-found-please-report\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;IF FOUND, PLEASE REPORT&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[891,1089,1682],"class_list":["post-3514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-loss","tag-thats-life","tag-there-is-no-god"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}