Dear Vapid Stoner Girl Talking on Her Cellphone Right Outside my Window,<\/p>\n
You are making me fear for the survival of multiple syllable words. “Like” is a not a comma, “pot” doesn’t have a built-in exclamation point, and ending every sentence with a question mark does not make it sarcastic or more clever. <\/p>\n
Sincerely,<\/p>\n
The Girl<\/strike> Old Lady Upstairs Trying Not To Laugh <\/p>\n
PS. Please, think of the children when you dress in the morning. They will discover puberty on their own. I promise. That is not a skirt, that is a belt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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