{"id":3255,"date":"2010-03-31T12:25:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T12:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/03\/31\/now-to-figure-out-how-to-get-home-from-the-double-tree-inn-with-no-american-monies\/"},"modified":"2010-03-31T12:25:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T12:25:00","slug":"now-to-figure-out-how-to-get-home-from-the-double-tree-inn-with-no-american-monies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/03\/31\/now-to-figure-out-how-to-get-home-from-the-double-tree-inn-with-no-american-monies\/","title":{"rendered":"now to figure out how to get home from the double-tree inn with no american monies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Packing for Norwescon is driving me crazy today. Generally it&#8217;s simple; find what fits, throw it in a suitcase. Except today. To finish the task, I must paw through a month&#8217;s worth of dirty clothes, as my landlord continues to ignore my requests to buy laundry tokens. Every few minutes, I must quash my irrational desire to shake a tiny fist in the air and declare him damned to a similar fate. Bad enough that he&#8217;s ignoring me and nothing&#8217;s being done, must I really throw myself elbow deep into a land of mud, tree bark, sweat and stains? To comfort myself, I have begun eating a strawberry for every successful laundry find. The bad news is that I&#8217;m running out of supplies.<\/p>\n<p>Later this afternoon, however, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neato.co.nz\">Christine<\/a> will be by from Montreal, which is all kinds of good, and tomorrow I&#8217;m getting a ride down to Seattle, which saves me four hours of being on a bus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Packing for Norwescon is driving me crazy today. Generally it&#8217;s simple; find what fits, throw it in a suitcase. Except today. To finish the task, I must paw through a month&#8217;s worth of dirty clothes, as my landlord continues to ignore my requests to buy laundry tokens. Every few minutes, I must quash my irrational &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2010\/03\/31\/now-to-figure-out-how-to-get-home-from-the-double-tree-inn-with-no-american-monies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;now to figure out how to get home from the double-tree inn with no american monies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[682,247],"class_list":["post-3255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-norwescon","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}