{"id":3104,"date":"2009-10-15T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/15\/the-magic-of-modern-tracking-technology-tells-me-my-costume-is-currently-in-des-moines\/"},"modified":"2009-10-15T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T12:30:00","slug":"the-magic-of-modern-tracking-technology-tells-me-my-costume-is-currently-in-des-moines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/15\/the-magic-of-modern-tracking-technology-tells-me-my-costume-is-currently-in-des-moines\/","title":{"rendered":"the magic of modern tracking technology tells me my costume is currently in des moines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the many, (you&#8217;d think unexpected), things we accomplished during Sunday&#8217;s epic bed-sit stay in was to finally nail down what we&#8217;re going as for Hallowe&#8217;en. After hours of hare brained ideas and methodically poring through costume sites, we finally decided that Tony will go as a blindfolded knife-thrower with terrible aim and I&#8217;ll be his lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/images.buycostumes.com\/mgen\/merchandiser\/20575.jpg\">knife studded assistant<\/a>! Tah-dah! Fun without slut, a pinch of the circus, (which, if we had a Thing, would likely be our Thing), and due to last year&#8217;s costume mix-up, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/3427161562\/in\/set-72157612129318192\/\">I&#8217;ve already got the boots<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the many, (you&#8217;d think unexpected), things we accomplished during Sunday&#8217;s epic bed-sit stay in was to finally nail down what we&#8217;re going as for Hallowe&#8217;en. After hours of hare brained ideas and methodically poring through costume sites, we finally decided that Tony will go as a blindfolded knife-thrower with terrible aim and I&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/15\/the-magic-of-modern-tracking-technology-tells-me-my-costume-is-currently-in-des-moines\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;the magic of modern tracking technology tells me my costume is currently in des moines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[104,439,1328],"class_list":["post-3104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-costumes","tag-halloween","tag-tony"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}