{"id":3096,"date":"2009-10-06T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/06\/this-statement-is-a-lie\/"},"modified":"2009-10-06T23:42:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T23:42:00","slug":"this-statement-is-a-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/06\/this-statement-is-a-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"this statement is a lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s something fun. Tony left himself logged into Facebook on my computer when he left on Monday, which means I can do anything in there I like. So far, as I am well known to almost exclusively use my evil powers for good, I have only been toying with his status updates. The mischief so far:<\/p>\n<li>Tony Jackson is still logged in at Jhayne&#8217;s. STILL. (She types, waving to him over in Seattle.)\n<li>Tony Jackson would like to be referred to from now on as Le Dude.\n<li>Tony Jackson is rhyming for his brothers on the corner.\n<li>Tony Jackson (otherwise known as Le Dude) is giving up kilts.\n<p>So far, I am most curious regarding how many hapless bystanders will believe the last one, as it&#8217;s truly the most far fetched statement I could realistically make. I could claim Tony is going on a trip to Zambia tomorrow and it would still be more believable than the idea he might abandon his precious man-skirts. So far, I&#8217;ve already hooked&#8230; two? I&#8217;m looking forward to the morning, to check in and update with more silly things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s something fun. Tony left himself logged into Facebook on my computer when he left on Monday, which means I can do anything in there I like. So far, as I am well known to almost exclusively use my evil powers for good, I have only been toying with his status updates. The mischief &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/06\/this-statement-is-a-lie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;this statement is a lie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1651,1252,1328],"class_list":["post-3096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dont-believe-everything-you-read","tag-facebook","tag-tony"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}