{"id":3089,"date":"2009-10-01T17:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T17:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/01\/good-evening-my-little-weasels-of-the-twitternet\/"},"modified":"2009-10-01T17:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T17:43:00","slug":"good-evening-my-little-weasels-of-the-twitternet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/01\/good-evening-my-little-weasels-of-the-twitternet\/","title":{"rendered":"Good evening, my little weasels of the twitternet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eliza&#8217;s hosting her latest <a href=\"http:\/\/ustre.am\/3Qjc\">SWEATSHOP<\/a>. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>This episode is brought to you by Rent, the concept (not the musical), and will be run entirely on the fuel of instant commissions. Here\u2019s how it works:<\/p>\n<p>Step 1: Decide what you want me to draw. It can\u2019t be more complex than can fit on a 4 x 6\u2033 card, because that\u2019s what you\u2019re getting.<\/p>\n<p>Step 2: Decide if you want it penciled ($5), inked ($10), or colored ($15).<\/p>\n<p>Step 3: PayPal me the appropriate amount of money at eliza.gauger SMOOP gmail.com, along with your request.<\/p>\n<p>Step 4: Watch closely as I draw everything your wittle heart desires!<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eliza&#8217;s hosting her latest SWEATSHOP. This episode is brought to you by Rent, the concept (not the musical), and will be run entirely on the fuel of instant commissions. Here\u2019s how it works: Step 1: Decide what you want me to draw. It can\u2019t be more complex than can fit on a 4 x 6\u2033 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/10\/01\/good-evening-my-little-weasels-of-the-twitternet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Good evening, my little weasels of the twitternet.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[157,1650],"class_list":["post-3089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-friends","tag-live"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}