{"id":3003,"date":"2009-05-20T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/05\/20\/he-also-makes-pretty-pictures\/"},"modified":"2009-05-20T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T10:27:00","slug":"he-also-makes-pretty-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/05\/20\/he-also-makes-pretty-pictures\/","title":{"rendered":"he also makes pretty pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An <a href=\"http:\/\/kevissimo.livejournal.com\/129013.html\">excerpt example<\/a> of reason eight million five thousand and fourty three why I&#8217;m not-so-secretly sideways a little bit in love with my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/kevissimo.livejournal.com\/129013.html\">Kevin<\/a>, who I am pleased to say I licked once on the side of the head:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So we get to set early and Reel EFX are overseeing the first segment of the show (Fire vs. Ice) One kid on a snow maker and the other on a flame thrower doing the whole &#8220;Woo-Hoo Awesome!&#8221; thing. But the kid on the flamethrower keeps complaining that &#8220;Oh&#8230;It&#8217;s HOT, It&#8217;s HOT&#8230; And we&#8217;re all thinking &#8220;Kid&#8230;.you&#8217;re 16 and you&#8217;re getting to set off a flamethrower. No one bitches when you get to set off a flamethrower. Ever. It&#8217;s a fundamental principle. There are 5 billion flamethrowerless children in the world who would trade spots with you this very second. Have some respect&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An excerpt example of reason eight million five thousand and fourty three why I&#8217;m not-so-secretly sideways a little bit in love with my friend Kevin, who I am pleased to say I licked once on the side of the head: So we get to set early and Reel EFX are overseeing the first segment of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/05\/20\/he-also-makes-pretty-pictures\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;he also makes pretty pictures&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[220,350],"class_list":["post-3003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fire","tag-kevin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}