{"id":2978,"date":"2009-04-22T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T17:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/04\/22\/upgraded-from-being-an-imaginary-girlfriend-to-an-interstitial-wife\/"},"modified":"2009-04-22T17:21:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T17:21:00","slug":"upgraded-from-being-an-imaginary-girlfriend-to-an-interstitial-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/04\/22\/upgraded-from-being-an-imaginary-girlfriend-to-an-interstitial-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"upgraded from being an imaginary girlfriend to an interstitial wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.woostercollective.com\/cansbigg1-thumb.jpg\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.woostercollective.com\/cansbigg2-thumb.jpg\"><br \/>\n<i>via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woostercollective.com\/2009\/03\/fresh_stuff_from_laguna_in_almagro_spain.html\">wooster collective<\/a><\/i>: &#8216;Rest of the Writer&#8217;, from Laguna in Almagro, Spain<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Lunch today was the sort of meal we all dream of when we&#8217;re six years old, a dish of thick tiramisu, the bottom chunk of a heavenly milk-chocolate easter rabbit, an entire roll of life saver candies, half a packet of Japanese strawberry chews, two bars of artisan chocolate, a Werther&#8217;s caramel hard candy, most of a bottle of vitamin water, (which didn&#8217;t fit into the theme <i>at all<\/i> except insomuch it was a silly colour), and thee, which was only one of you, so nevermind that part and concentrate on the glory that is candy. Just meditate on it for a minute, using the word Yum for Om. Yep. It was <i>glorious<\/i>. Now excuse me while I laugh at my pancreas, (and read up a bit on diabetes).<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/science\/2009\/apr\/21\/space-.raspberries-amino-acids-astrobiology\">Galaxy&#8217;s centre tastes of raspberries and smells of rum<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via the wooster collective: &#8216;Rest of the Writer&#8217;, from Laguna in Almagro, Spain Lunch today was the sort of meal we all dream of when we&#8217;re six years old, a dish of thick tiramisu, the bottom chunk of a heavenly milk-chocolate easter rabbit, an entire roll of life saver candies, half a packet of Japanese &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/04\/22\/upgraded-from-being-an-imaginary-girlfriend-to-an-interstitial-wife\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;upgraded from being an imaginary girlfriend to an interstitial wife&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1625,1624,1623,1620],"class_list":["post-2978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-candy","tag-lunch","tag-places-between","tag-woodcutter-wolf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}