{"id":2950,"date":"2009-03-25T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-25T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/03\/25\/richard-has-the-best-grin-on-the-planet\/"},"modified":"2009-03-25T00:54:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T00:54:00","slug":"richard-has-the-best-grin-on-the-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/03\/25\/richard-has-the-best-grin-on-the-planet\/","title":{"rendered":"richard has the best grin on the planet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/49409433@N00\/3384303446\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3445\/3384303446_f87c7e8d71.jpg\"><br \/>\n<i><center>richard, will, jhayne, &#038; deviant &#8220;partying&#8221; up grouse mountain<\/i><\/a><\/center><\/div>\n<p><i>&#8220;The music business is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men lie like dogs. There is also the negative side.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>-Hunter S. Thompson<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I assumed, somewhat foolishly, that when <a href=\"http:\/\/cansecwest.com\/\">Cansec<\/a> was over, I&#8217;d get to rest, have a space to breathe. Apparently not. I just took a minute to chart out my next few weeks with a calendar in front of me and realized my weekends for the next month have already been assigned.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend I&#8217;m going to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.junoawards.ca\/\">Juno<\/a>&#8216;s for work, bringing <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnihead.livejournal.com\">David<\/a> along for his birthday. Next weekend, April 4-5, I&#8217;m going over to Victoria. The weekend after that, April 11-12, I&#8217;m going to be in Seattle ghosting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.norwescon.org\/\">Norwescon<\/a>. The weekend after that, April 18-19, I&#8217;m again in Victoria with <a href=\"http:\/\/ridenowhere.livejournal.com\/\">Ray<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/fluxamonia.livejournal.com\/\">Nicole<\/a>, and maybe Wayne to drop in on <a href=\"http:\/\/hibiscustea.livejournal.com\/\">Esme<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/mad-and-crazy.livejournal.com\">Nicholas<\/a>, who has a gig. Then again the weekend after that, April 25-16, for his next gig, playing strip-club funk at Monty&#8217;s, and, even more bizarrely, for the grand opening of the Victoria <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victorialbc.com\/\">Lawn Bowling Club<\/a>, which has apparently been completely taken over by oddball hacker friends who all wanted a shot at the Olympics and free downtown parking.<\/p>\n<p>Given this sort of schedule, I&#8217;m not sure when I intend to eventually sleep. Perhaps when I&#8217;m dead. Or better, when I&#8217;m dancing. Mercy knows I need the exercise, given how erratically\/oddly I&#8217;ve been eating. First there came the week of meat, then the weekend of ice-cream breakfasts topped with chocolate and raspberry liqueur. Nothing I would ever complain about, though I am beginning to forget what a vegetable looks like, except that now that I&#8217;m not continually on my feet, all I want to do is sort of laze around until my break down the door weekends, an option that, though attractive, will simply Not Do. So, given that I work nine to five, and Tuesdays are Secret Film School, who wants to go swimming?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theunseenvideo.com\/video\/youmakemefeel.html\"><i>you make me feel so happy, so real. you beautiful moment in my life, as we wrinkle in time, so let&#8217;s stretch this thing out<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>richard, will, jhayne, &#038; deviant &#8220;partying&#8221; up grouse mountain &#8220;The music business is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men lie like dogs. There is also the negative side.&#8221; -Hunter S. Thompson I assumed, somewhat foolishly, that when Cansec was over, I&#8217;d get to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/03\/25\/richard-has-the-best-grin-on-the-planet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;richard has the best grin on the planet&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1609,626,1319,356,419,247,65],"class_list":["post-2950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cansecwest","tag-exhaustion","tag-plans","tag-schedule","tag-seattle","tag-travel","tag-victoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}