{"id":2895,"date":"2009-02-10T12:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T12:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/02\/10\/make-me-proud\/"},"modified":"2009-02-10T12:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-10T12:40:00","slug":"make-me-proud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/02\/10\/make-me-proud\/","title":{"rendered":"make me proud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Awhile ago, (a long while now), <a href=\"http:\/\/porphyre.livejournal.com\/2008\/03\/24\/\">Tillie had the presence of mind to drop off a porn chessboard at my home<\/a>, because she didn&#8217;t want it anymore, and if anyone was going to know someone who would, it would be me. Since then it&#8217;s been taking up space behind my bedroom door, neglected, ignored, and never once used. This is a shame, as she put a lot of work into making it, so to make myself feel better about <a href=\"http:\/\/porphyre.livejournal.com\/777778.html?nc=38\">my recent awful discovery<\/a>, and because I do not want a lesbian porn chessboard in my house anymore, groovy as it might be, it&#8217;s time to prove her right. <\/p>\n<p><center>Therefore, in the spirit of V-Day and the Internet Being For Porn, I henceforth declare a hilarious and comical contest, as suggested by <a href=\"http:\/\/alois.livejournal.com\">Lung Liu<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><b>Show Me Your Best <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=O+FACE\">&#8220;O&#8221; Face<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i>Post your best O-Face in the comments, win a lesbian porn chessboard.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>This unique wooden chess board, made of decoupaged lesbian pornography on unfinished plywood with distressed black edges, is approximately a foot and a half by a foot and a half and signed on the back by the artist.<\/p>\n<p>A winner will be chosen next week once I get back from Portland.<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awhile ago, (a long while now), Tillie had the presence of mind to drop off a porn chessboard at my home, because she didn&#8217;t want it anymore, and if anyone was going to know someone who would, it would be me. Since then it&#8217;s been taking up space behind my bedroom door, neglected, ignored, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2009\/02\/10\/make-me-proud\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;make me proud&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1592,41,17],"class_list":["post-2895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-contest","tag-photography","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}