{"id":2805,"date":"2008-12-19T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T12:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/12\/19\/yes-i-live-in-canada-why-do-you-ask\/"},"modified":"2008-12-19T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T12:33:00","slug":"yes-i-live-in-canada-why-do-you-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/12\/19\/yes-i-live-in-canada-why-do-you-ask\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I live in Canada. Why do you ask?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeepers, I thought last night was unexpectedly exciting, what with successfully hooking Nicole<\/a> up with Nick<\/a> for the holidays, finally meeting Dominique<\/a>‘s new little baby, SURVIVING NICK’S NEW VAN CATCHING FIRE, (no one was hurt. I pulled Nicole out and we put the fire out with snow), and admitting rather bashfully to someone that I wrote about our personal life on the interblags<\/a>, but today’s news sort of<\/i> trumps it, so I’ll just get it out of the way and talk about yesterday in the next post…<\/p>\n

I’ve just been hired as a cameraperson for Chanukah on Ice.<\/b> <\/p>\n

“Skate to Chanukah music or watch and nosh latkes and doughnuts.
\nMonday, December 22, 2008, 6:00-7:30 pm.
\nWest End Ice Rink, 1750 Haro Street (Between Denman & Bidwell).
\nAdmission: By donation. Skates are free.”<\/center>
\nWhich sounds, on the surface, like it’s going to be a Yiddish Icecapades, people dressed as sparkling, spinning dreidel, singing songs and throwing glitter under a rainbow of lights, but apparently it’s something a thousand times more hard-core bizarre. Something I would never have the wit or imagination to think up myself.<\/p>\n

It’s a Candle Lighting on an Menorah made of ice, a meter high and shaped like hockey sticks.<\/b> <\/p>\n

Did you get that? Shaped like hockey sticks.<\/i> <\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jeepers, I thought last night was unexpectedly exciting, what with successfully hooking Nicole up with Nick for the holidays, finally meeting Dominique‘s new little baby, SURVIVING NICK’S NEW VAN CATCHING FIRE, (no one was hurt. I pulled Nicole out and we put the fire out with snow), and admitting rather bashfully to someone that I … Continue reading “Yes, I live in Canada. Why do you ask?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1094,81,220,802,141,476,591,1338,866,814],"class_list":["post-2805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-change-in-plans","tag-dominique","tag-fire","tag-hah","tag-holidays","tag-nick","tag-nicole","tag-oh-canada","tag-wow","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}