{"id":2794,"date":"2008-12-11T15:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/12\/11\/amanda-freaking-palmer-blew-my-brains-out-last-night\/"},"modified":"2008-12-11T15:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T15:52:00","slug":"amanda-freaking-palmer-blew-my-brains-out-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/12\/11\/amanda-freaking-palmer-blew-my-brains-out-last-night\/","title":{"rendered":"amanda freaking palmer blew my brains out last night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Flying Virgin Air felt like reaching into tomorrow. Intellectually I knew what sort of experience it was going to be, I&#8217;d read articles about the in flight interactive computers and seen shiny, smiling pictures of people enjoying the interior of the plane, but I didn&#8217;t understand how, as an experience, it would be so comfortable and intuitive, yet subtly new. <\/p>\n<p>I loved it. I loved the psychiatry precise Buddha Box ambient music, the violet lights softening the iPlane cigarette-white edges of the comfortably wide seats, the oddly flawless hand-set\/computer-keyboard controller, the look&#038;feel of the touch-screen design, and even the this-close-to-annoying mock trendy animation that explained what to do in event of a crash. Everything about the flight was a visceral reminder that we&#8217;re already in the future and you would have crashed that flying car anyway. I felt like a target market perfectly catered to, coddled, even in business class, with a desire to do it again instilled in me immediately, a thousand times more powerful than any advertisement could. <\/p>\n<p>Clicking the handset out of the armrest, I clicked through the computer system, poking at everything that was available. (No one else signed onto the seat-to-seat chat, unfortunately, but it was enough that the option was there.) Finding a Music section, I braced myself for a tedious, arduous list of tenaciously popular artists, only to be pleasantly surprised. I found jazz, indie, rock, pop, techno, classical, and opera &#8211; everything I listen to at home, alphabetically listed all the way to Frank Zappa. Satisfied, I leaned back and shrugged out of my shoes. My schizophrenic play-list was a lovely thing, (inspiring me to want a long, intimate dinner with whoever programmed Virgin Air&#8217;s music selection), matched in beauty only by the ridiculously cotton pink dawn beginning to break so perfectly outside my airplane window.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flying Virgin Air felt like reaching into tomorrow. Intellectually I knew what sort of experience it was going to be, I&#8217;d read articles about the in flight interactive computers and seen shiny, smiling pictures of people enjoying the interior of the plane, but I didn&#8217;t understand how, as an experience, it would be so comfortable &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/12\/11\/amanda-freaking-palmer-blew-my-brains-out-last-night\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;amanda freaking palmer blew my brains out last night&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[284,22,247,1283],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-flying","tag-music","tag-travel","tag-usa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}