{"id":2704,"date":"2008-11-05T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/11\/05\/no-more-bare-little-toes-in-the-rain-unless-i-want-them\/"},"modified":"2008-11-05T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T12:23:00","slug":"no-more-bare-little-toes-in-the-rain-unless-i-want-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/11\/05\/no-more-bare-little-toes-in-the-rain-unless-i-want-them\/","title":{"rendered":"no more bare little toes in the rain unless I want them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The same day I finally gave in and bought a new pair of on sale flats, tired of borrowing David&#8217;s ill-fitting canvas converse, my wonderful cousin Francis sent me a note on Facebook, &#8220;I found a shoe in the back of my jeep that I don&#8217;t recognize. I think it might be yours. It&#8217;s a little black one.&#8221;, the same day that Fashion Envy Costumes, the people from eBay who insisted they send me something free, put <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/Sexy-White-Gangster-Button-Knee-High-Heeled-Boots-sz-10_W0QQitemZ230304583267QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item230304583267&#038;_trkparms=39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A16|240%3A1318&#038;_trksid=p3911.c0.m14\">new boots<\/a> for me in the mail. <\/p>\n<p>My mother will be pleased.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The same day I finally gave in and bought a new pair of on sale flats, tired of borrowing David&#8217;s ill-fitting canvas converse, my wonderful cousin Francis sent me a note on Facebook, &#8220;I found a shoe in the back of my jeep that I don&#8217;t recognize. I think it might be yours. It&#8217;s a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2008\/11\/05\/no-more-bare-little-toes-in-the-rain-unless-i-want-them\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;no more bare little toes in the rain unless I want them&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1360],"class_list":["post-2704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}