{"id":2342,"date":"2007-05-09T22:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T22:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/09\/best-mothers-day-gift-possible\/"},"modified":"2007-05-09T22:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T22:29:00","slug":"best-mothers-day-gift-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/09\/best-mothers-day-gift-possible\/","title":{"rendered":"best mother&#8217;s day gift possible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/492119402\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/207\/492119402_5eeb340aab.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> <\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My mother finally bought herself what we&#8217;ve jokingly dubbed her &#8220;mid-life crisis baby&#8221;. I got on to heft it and found myself intimidated. Her new bike is not a machine which goes down easy. It&#8217;s so heavy that if it falls over, she&#8217;s going to need a mother-panic of adrenaline to get it back up. That or three big men. So there, that&#8217;s my mother, proud and pleased, cradling her fast, dangerous creature. It makes me happy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother finally bought herself what we&#8217;ve jokingly dubbed her &#8220;mid-life crisis baby&#8221;. I got on to heft it and found myself intimidated. Her new bike is not a machine which goes down easy. It&#8217;s so heavy that if it falls over, she&#8217;s going to need a mother-panic of adrenaline to get it back up. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/09\/best-mothers-day-gift-possible\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;best mother&#8217;s day gift possible&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1442,486,341],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bikes","tag-mum","tag-vicki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}